Goofy videos, scripts, & web copy.

I love being a goon!! It’s part of how I’ve amassed over 300,000 and 425,000 followers on short video apps like Rizzle. [Edit: before my account was deleted 4/4/23. </3] On this page, you’ll find the greatest hits of funny web commercials for small businesses, humorous scripts, memes for corporate marketing, and charming web copy samplings.

Whether your style is playful and silly, bold and edgy, devilishly clever, or muted and conservative, I’ve got your back.

Original ContentActingBlogs/StorytellingSilly CommercialsMusic & RapsScripts & ScreenwritingFunny Web & Email Marketing CopySatire & ComicsWacky GraphicsCorporate Memes

“It’s comedy!”

Alex Cobb, Cobbservations

Original Content

Narrative work is by far my favorite. Click the TV for short films, sketches, and web series content I’ve made as Mean Bean Comedy. I also am a cast & team member of Charlotte’s ScrewUp TV and make videos as Waffle Chick.

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“Wtf did I just watch 😂

My youtube comments always


See my full ★ Acting Portfolio ★ for headshots, resume, scenes, & more.

“Holy macaroni, this girl is a real ‘hoot!’ And I would know! I’m Hoot from Hootie and the Blowfish!”

“Hoot” from Hootie and the Blowfish


Take your pick from the wonderful world of haphazard blog posts at Accidentally Tragic:

Pumpkin Spice and Voldemort Eyes
Dancing with Destiny
The First Party

20th Birthday Flashback
How I Lost Credibility as a Dogsitter

“A remarkable talent that has yet to be appreciated on a larger scale.”

Tom Schrachta

Silly Commercials

A quality video starts with good writing. The more time you put into the writing, the better the end product will be. A lot of people stop at “good enough,” but I like to push past that to “mildly better than good enough” “GREAT!” Typically, I work with my team from Mean Bean Comedy on these projects.

This silly commercial, Zombie Beds: The Egg Test, was made in retaliation to Purple Mattresses’ notorious “we pass the egg test” videos.

I’m really proud of the spectacle we brought to The Egg Test video. Elaborate costume and set design, custom-built props, carefully curated music choices, detailed special effects, and tight editing make for one of my favorite commercials I’ve had a hand in to date.

Our Queen City Comedy Experience: Now Are The Foxes Promo was loosely scripted on our end and ultimately improvised by the troupe on their end. Then, in editing, I stitched everything together to highlight the best and most humorous parts.

(Ignore the part where my makeup totally doesn’t match my neck xP and it was one heck’uva successful promo.)

This is brilliant! You guys took a lot of [improv] crap and made something hilarious. Folks have already started sharing. Thanks.

Kale Evans, Queen City Comedy Experience

Music & Raps

My inner Weird Al and Biggie Smalls.

Scripts & Screenwriting

The foundation of a good video is a good script. I have a knack for writing scripts around production budget (ie. no flamethrowers if you’ve only got $35 to spend on props) without sacrificing the funny.

Often, folks also hire me to shoot these projects, so you can see samples of my writing come to life in the silly commercials section of my portfolio or on my external social channels. More samples available upon request.

This is so good. Only a few things I will want to change, but seriously, this is hilarious! Incredible job on the emails.

D. Smith, Evolve United

Funny Web & Email Marketing Copy

Here are some samples of me being hilarious via the written word. See more samples of my writing on my writing page.

I tailor my copy to the sense of humor that suits your brand and customer base best.

Email Marketing Copy: Expansion Initiative (On-Site Fitness & Wellness Company)

SUBJECT: Ideas for Resident Retention  Mouse traps? Inflatable bounce houses? Anything other than Karaoke Wednesdays… What if I told you there was a better way? (Because there is.) I’m the Co-Founder of Evolve United, a rising wellness company out of Denver, Colorado. We provide an all-in-one wellness program that helps you attract more tenants, retain…

Email Marketing Copy: Member Retention (On-Site Fitness & Wellness Company)

SUBJECT: Don’t Be the One Who Got Away… The middle school dance is happening all over again… Was it our breath? Was it because we didn’t fight?  Was it because you left us for… *gasp!* Richard Simmons?!  We get it; he has great hair… But we’ve got a lot to offer, too!  And things at…

Web Copy:

Tell me about these… beans. We’d tell you, but then we’d have to kill you. Just kidding.  We’re not allowed to kill people or our moms won’t let us watch TV. :/ Mean Bean Productions is a Charlotte-based comedy/entertainment content creation MACHINE!  A former video production/multimedia company, Mean Bean has now devolved to and focuses solely on…

Email Copy: Newsletter (The Mean Bean Times)

All We Do is Win, Win, Win, No Matter What! (Ignore the countless years of failures that led up to this.) It’s been a spell since our last email, but that’s because we’ve been busy ballin’. Here are some bodacious new bachievements under our belts: It is a good time to be a bean and we are…

“Made me laugh so hard it flared my asthma to the point that I couldn’t play my saxophone in band class.”

Sarah Scotchie, @InvisibleMEDiary

Satire & Comics

I am a founder, writer, and the comics gal for the Mean Bean Enquirer.

Halt Your 4th of July Fireworks Immediately: My Dog is Going to BARK!
Entrepreneur’s Success Story Goes Viral on LinkedIn
Company Dares to Send National Hamburger Day Email Without Coupon
Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with this Classic Irish Recipe!
Fauci Announces that Santa Isn’t Real; You Were the Reason for Your Parents’ Divorce

Wacky Graphics

I just really thought these should be here. Some of my finest Photoshop work for the Mean Bean Enquirer.

“She took Spanish once.”

Kiefer Smith

YouTube Videos

There are one thousand videos I could embed here, but I can only count to 136, so here is one and I will let you find the other 36 on my various YouTube channels.

For sketches, short films, and more, see

“My new nightly entertainment.”


Memes for Corporate Marketing

In the 21st century, the world runs on memes. Though I’d argue that the real gold shines in my personal repertoire, here are some of my most popular professional creations.

(Well, the AMC one was truly just because that’s how I feel about AMC’s popcorn… but I digress.)

It’s crucial when using memes for marketing to only use copyright-free images to avoid legal consequences. This can make it a little harder to keep things funny and topical. I look at it as a challenge to really bring my A-game in finding creative roundabout solutions.

I’ve worked for the creator of Meme Market and Laffly.