I love being a goon!! It’s part of how I’ve amassed over 200,000and350,000 followers on short video apps like Rizzle. On this page, you’ll find the greatest hits of funny web commercials for small businesses, humorous scripts, memes for corporate marketing, and charming web copy samplings.
Whether your style is playful and silly, bold and edgy, devilishly clever, or muted and conservative, I’ve got your back.
A quality video starts with good writing. The more time you put into the writing, the better the end product will be. A lot of people stop at “good enough,” but I like to push past that to “mildly better than good enough” “GREAT!” Typically, I work with my team from Mean Bean Comedy on these projects.
This silly commercial, Zombie Beds: The Egg Test, was made in retaliation to Purple Mattresses’ notorious “we pass the egg test” videos.
I’m really proud of the spectacle we brought to The Egg Test video. Elaborate costume and set design, custom-built props, carefully curated music choices, detailed special effects, and tight editing make for one of my favorite commercials I’ve had a hand in to date.
Our Queen City Comedy Experience: Now Are The Foxes Promo was loosely scripted on our end and ultimately improvised by the troupe on their end. Then, in editing, I stitched everything together to highlight the best and most humorous parts.
(Ignore the part where my makeup totally doesn’t match my neck xP and it was one heck’uva successful promo.)
Music & Raps
My inner Weird Al and Biggie Smalls.
Scripts & Screenwriting
The foundation of a good video is a good script. I have a knack for writing scripts around production budget (ie. no flamethrowers if you’ve only got $35 to spend on props) without sacrificing the funny.
Often, folks also hire me to shoot these projects, so you can see samples of my writing come to life in the silly commercials section of my portfolio or on my external social channels. More samples available upon request.
SUBJECT: Ideas for Resident Retention Mouse traps? Inflatable bounce houses? Anything other than Karaoke Wednesdays… What if I told you there was a better way? (Because there is.) I’m the Co-Founder of Evolve United, a rising wellness company out of Denver, Colorado. We provide an all-in-one wellness program that helps you attract more tenants, retain…
SUBJECT: Don’t Be the One Who Got Away… The middle school dance is happening all over again… Was it our breath? Was it because we didn’t fight? Was it because you left us for… *gasp!* Richard Simmons?! We get it; he has great hair… But we’ve got a lot to offer, too! And things at…
Tell me about these… beans. We’d tell you, but then we’d have to kill you. Just kidding. We’re not allowed to kill people or our moms won’t let us watch TV. :/ Mean Bean Productions is a Charlotte-based comedy/entertainment content creation MACHINE! A former video production/multimedia company, Mean Bean has now devolved to and focuses solely on…
All We Do is Win, Win, Win, No Matter What! (Ignore the countless years of failures that led up to this.) It’s been a spell since our last email, but that’s because we’ve been busy ballin’. Here are some bodacious new bachievements under our belts: It is a good time to be a bean and we are…
I just really thought these should be here. Some of my finest Photoshop work for the Mean Bean Enquirer.
Memes for Corporate Marketing
In the 21st century, the world runs on memes. Though I’d argue that the real gold shines in my personal repertoire, here are some of my most popular professional creations.
(Well, the AMC one was truly just because that’s how I feel about AMC’s popcorn… but I digress.)
It’s crucial when using memes for marketing to only use copyright-free images to avoid legal consequences. This can make it a little harder to keep things funny and topical. I look at it as a challenge to really bring my A-game in finding creative roundabout solutions.